So Nathan and I were chatting about parenting the other night.
We talked about what you should never let your kids do.
I asked him for some parenting tips and below is what he had to share:
1. Never let kids have chocolate before they go to bed - they go hypo.
2. Never leave kids alone - it is dangerous what they can get up to.
3. Never let kids go on the roof - once they have been they will want to go again, on their own!
4. Never let your kids have electronic devices during bedtime as they will stay up all night.
5. Never let kids sleep with pillows - they only have pillow fights.
6. Never let kids have bikes as it makes the backyard look messy.
7. Never let kids do the dishes - because the water is too disgusting.
8. Never let kids sleep in a different room as they wake up grumpy the next morning.
9. Never let kids fight because everyone gets hurt.
10. Never let kids do household jobs because your parents will hassle you 24/7.
I am so looking forward to seeing him as a parent in the future and sharing this awesome, wisdom filled list with him and killing myself laughing. Of course he has never heard ME say any of the above suggestions...
Do you have any other 'Never let your kids'....ideas to add to the list?
and Nathan.
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Oh that's so funny!! Keep this for his wife, lol!!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Love it! Definitely one to share with him when his first child is born ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Very cute.
ReplyDeleteoh my that is hilarious! Keep that and give it to him when he has his first child!
ReplyDeletehahahaha what a sensible boy :P
ReplyDeleteI wish someone would tell me I'm not allowed to do the dishes ;)
ReplyDeleteNumber 3 is my favourite, kids just love it up on the roof!!!!! Something about spiderman maybe??
ReplyDeleteI can see why going on the roof may be an issue. Too much mischief I am sure :)
ReplyDeleteLol! You HAVE to save this, print it somewhwere and read it out at his wife's first baby shower. :)
ReplyDeleteThen read it out again at his wife's second. See what's changed. ;-)
hahaha love it! great list! love all the logic displayed :)
ReplyDeleteSuper cute!! How old is Nathan?
ReplyDeleteNathan is 11 and very clever and funny!
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